I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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