and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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