I am spending my child support on dildos
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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