it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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