I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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