My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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