Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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