I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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