You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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