Its about making memories worth repressing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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