We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
