spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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