The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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