you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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