apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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