You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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