Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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