I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you would pick up someone in the library
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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