feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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