come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
