windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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