i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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