i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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