another moral hangover. fuck.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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