Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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