She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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