gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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