I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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