when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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