We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
