I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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