weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
