I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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