my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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