I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Randomize
