I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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