Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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