Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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