it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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