I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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