Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
