is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
