i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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