Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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