I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
