new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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