I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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