He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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