Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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