return my video game
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
