Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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