wanna go halves on a baby?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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