Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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