What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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