You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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