apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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