So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So much rum. So many feels.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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