Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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