Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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