is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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