just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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