Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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