A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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